Gather round, fellow inn dwellers! Grab a drink and settle down by the hearth. Listen as the innkeeper shares the tales of The Yogscast’s Simon “the noob,” the brave adventurer who recently embarked on a long and perilous journey to vanquish the scourge “tryhard” Lewis. Can he overcome the challenges that await him and become a Hearthstone master?

Thankfully, he’ll have some much-needed help along the way in the form of the five masters of Hearthstone. The first mentor young Simon seeks out is the Murloc Master, situated at the cosy Lion’s Pride Inn. Wise move, Simon! Surely every Hearthstone beginner should learn the tricksy ways of the murloc deck!

Behold, as Simon deftly handles his first skirmish armed with… mostly dwarves? Hmm. Can the Murloc Master impart some ancient wisdom on Simon before he continues on his quest? Gaze into the magical portal below to find out:

And so, following his time in Goldshire, Simon bravely heads toward the dark and mysterious Slaughtered Lamb Inn. Will his newfound skills help with the upcoming challenge? What will the Master of Death teach our hapless noob? Essentially this: use fewer Dwarves.

To receive his next instruction, Simon travels through the Dark Portal in search of the Mystical Shaman in Zangarmarsh. As he’s thoroughly put through his paces, his reluctance to alter his deck once again puts extra strain on our fledgling hero.

Clearly in need of further training, Simon visits the mighty Warrior Master. However, the Mystical Shaman’s wise words have convinced Simon to rethink his Hearthstone strategy, and his fortunes take a turn for the better! 

As the end of Simon's quest approaches, he visits the three Druid Masters for one last lesson before he faces his final opponent, the evil “tryhard” Lewis.  The beastly trio introduces Simon to the terrifying Onyxia, but our hero bravely overcomes the challenge and steels himself for his next encounter. The “tryhard” himself awaits… Go, Simon! Forward to victory!